LET’S CLEAN OUT THOSE CELLARS

What Is This?

You’ve got bottles lurking in your cellar. Weird gifts. Dusty regrets. Wines labeled “Save for a Special Occasion”… but maybe that occasion never came. Join Resistance Wine Co. for a laid-back, flavor-packed evening where aged bottles meet gourmet nachos. This small-scale event brings together retired collectors and curious new enthusiasts for wine sharing, laughter, and a little bit of cheese.

This is it.

Bring a bottle you’re ready to part with, stick a funny label on it (like “Leftover from my divorce” or “Pairs well with poor decisions”), and share it with the Resistance community.

What to expect:

Funny bottle label station: “Pairs well with grandkids” or “Best served on tax day”
DIY Nacho Bar: Yes, there will be wine-pairing tips. No, we won’t judge your jalapeño-to-cheese ratio.
Tasting & Story Time: We’ll crack open bottles progressively. If your wine has a backstory, share it. If not, just say it “tastes like closure.”
The Crowd Favorite: Before you go, cast your vote in the “Favorite Bottle of the Night” poll. Glory awaits.

Who should come?
Wine lovers with a sense of humor.
People who need an excuse to open “that bottle”
Anyone who thinks cheese is a food group.

Limited Seating
RSVP below to secure your spot at the cheesiest, sippiest, most unconventional wine club gathering this side of the vineyard.

$10 – Bring a bottle to share
$25 – Just bring yourself
Nachos included either way.